Got a to-do list that's longer than your attention span? We’ve got just the shirt for you. Introducing the Not Today: Procrastination Level Expert T-shirt—because let’s be honest, tomorrow’s looking pretty wide open.
Key Features:
Premium Cotton Comfort: Made from 100% US cotton, this tee is softer than your bed (which you probably aren’t leaving anytime soon). Perfect for staying cozy while your responsibilities patiently wait in the background.
Classic Fit for Lazy Days: The relaxed fit ensures maximum comfort for minimal effort. Whether you’re binge-watching, doom-scrolling, or pretending to work, this shirt has you covered—literally.
Tear-Away Label: No need to procrastinate removing a scratchy tag—this one’s tear-away, leaving you with nothing but itch-free lounging.
Durable and Whimsical Design: Premium printing that stays sharp even when your motivation doesn't. The brain-in-bed graphic and cheeky text let the world know you're an expert in putting things off.
Ethically Made: Because even procrastinators care about quality! Made using sustainably sourced cotton, this shirt is both soft on your skin and on the planet.
FAQ:
Does this T-shirt make me a certified procrastination expert? Absolutely. Once you wear it, you are officially part of the “Not Today” club. No initiation required—except maybe one nap.
What activities pair best with this shirt? Napping, lounging, binge-watching your 17th show of the week, and of course, staring blankly at your to-do list while doing absolutely nothing about it.
How do I wash it? Whenever you get around to it. But when you do, machine wash cold and tumble dry low. No need to rush—this shirt was built for long-term avoidance.
Conclusion:
If you're going to avoid your tasks, you might as well do it in style. The Not Today: Procrastination Level Expert T-shirt is here to be your comfy companion as you skillfully dodge deadlines and enjoy a little "me" time. Add it to your cart today—or, you know, whenever.
Specifications:
Material: 100% US cotton, medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd²)
Fit: Classic, relaxed fit with a crew neckline
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low (whenever you get to it)
Label: Tear-away for extra comfort
Certified: Oeko-Tex certified, ensuring it's safe, comfy, and procrastination-approved
