Looking for a Thanksgiving outfit that talks back? The Pilgrim, Please!: Turkey Sass T-Shirt is your go-to for bringing attitude and humor to the holiday feast. This turkey is over it—and isn’t afraid to say it. If you’re ready to dish out some sass along with the stuffing, this tee’s for you!
Key Features:
100% Cotton Comfort: As soft and satisfying as your favorite Thanksgiving dish, this T-shirt will keep you comfy whether you're serving up turkey or side-eyeing your family’s questionable casserole choices.
Classic Fit for Maximum Sass: With a relaxed, easygoing fit, this shirt lets you dish out sass and seconds with ease. Perfect for those who like to serve a little attitude with their mashed potatoes.
Sassy Turkey Design: Featuring a turkey in a pilgrim hat looking hilariously unimpressed, this design says it all. The bold “Pilgrim, Please!” text adds the perfect finishing touch for anyone who's not about that pilgrim life (but definitely about that turkey life).
Tear-Away Label: No irritating tags to distract you from your turkey talk. Just pure, unfiltered comfort—because you’ve got enough to focus on with all that holiday food coming your way.
Ethically Made: This shirt might have some attitude, but it’s made with care. Ethically sourced cotton ensures you can serve up sass and style with a clear conscience.
FAQ:
Is this shirt appropriate for family gatherings? Absolutely—especially if you’re ready to be the life of the party. Just be prepared for some extra attention (and maybe a few snickers from across the table).
Can I wear this while cooking the turkey? You bet! This shirt is all about multitasking—sassing and cooking, all in one. Bonus points if you can deliver a perfectly roasted bird while wearing it.
How do I care for my "Pilgrim, Please!" tee? Keep that sass looking fresh! Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and let your shirt continue to dish out the attitude—year after year.
Conclusion:
Ready to bring the sass to Thanksgiving dinner? The Pilgrim, Please!: Turkey Sass T-Shirt is the perfect combo of humor and holiday spirit. Whether you’re talking turkey or just tired of hearing about the history of the pilgrims, this tee will have everyone laughing (and maybe a little nervous).
Specifications:
Material: 100% US cotton, medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd²)
Fit: Classic, relaxed fit with a crew neckline
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low—just like your Thanksgiving leftovers.
Label: Tear-away for extra comfort
Certified: Oeko-Tex certified for sass with a side of sustainability
Packing List:
1x "Pilgrim, Please!: Turkey Sass" T-shirt
1x Unapologetic turkey attitude for Thanksgiving fun
